Random

1. I’m totally bi for Emma Watson and Chris Ricci xD

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2. I love the sound of the wind in the trees.

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3. I’ve masturbated for the first time in the night before my 12th birthday… out of boredom.

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4. I had my first sex with a girl before I had sex with boys.
We were 15, she was a good friend, we smoked dope and
did it in her bathtub.  It was nice but after that we never did
more than just bathing together. And I never took drugs again till yet.

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5. I’d do anything to make a time travel.

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6. I still remember this strange, sad, rainy day…

Some gay artist’s today are such cowards. They’ll paint, sketch, do sculptures, photograph, film, even make holograms of any number of hairy, muscled, big cocked men, but are terrified of boys, and youths. It’s as if the youngster’s were made of plutonium or kryptonite. What was once a common subject for any serious artist has become the forbidden object that none may even acknowledge exists. Boys. There I said it,…BOYS!!!!!!! I was just knocking around the gay art, and comix book sites. Well the one thing they “ALL!” have in common is that apparently there are no males under 23 on any the of world’s they make up.

That’s another thing that piss’s me the hell off! Gays have a habit of identifying them between 23, and 30 as “Boys”.  ‘The Fuck????!!!!  You see this mental derangement at all the gay porn sites. So my dad was a “boy”, as were my uncles, and teachers when I was a kid. Sure they were,..Right.

Well okay,  some very few art guys do celebrate boyhood.  Like “Otto”. Yeah, him and Peter Colstee. That’s his stuff above. Colstee seems to sometimes admit that there ‘may’ be a few teenagers about.  Just a few mind you. However mainstream gay artist’s would rather marry Vice President Cheney, and let him fuck them in the ass with his evil spiked schlong on the White House lawn during the annual Easter Egg Hunt.  They’d rather Cheney’s thrusting six foot long demonic cock being jammed up their cowardly butt’s, and poking out of their boring mouths  than paint a happy nude or semi-nude 14 year old boy. Humm, maybe if the kid put on a false beard, and glued fur to his chest them  satanically reamed so-called “gay” artists might change their minds. No offense to my “Bear” pals out there, but ya see’s my point here. Sure bears is cute, and sexy even I can see that. Hey I ‘am’ Queer ya know, but a boy is a “Boy!” Dammit I want’s to see thousands of swell painting’s of our heart’s desire slapped up on gallery walls from here to the Ross Ice Sheet! ‘Can’t you just see it. Delicate boyish beauty shining down from all them art gallery walls. There they’ll be cheek by cheek with them hairy hunks,…as the G-ddess intended. Wonderful, we’d be in a world of beauty, and horny delights. It would make middle school class trips to the museum finally worthwhile. At last coffee table books ‘I’d’ actually open, and look through.

‘Thing that really piss’s me off though is that these cowardly mooks actually ‘do’ boy art! They hide it away though. Not only that, but when these fags bites the dust their families burns the whole shebang in the back yard. That’s the main reason we hardly have any tangible artifacts from Queer Boylove history. The fuckers burn it all. Every bit they can get their evil hands on. This goes for them so-called gay libraries. Most won’t take Boylover materials, and the few that do can’t be trusted not to destroy it. This btw is why I’ll never leave my stuff to these shits. I can see it now. I finally drops dead, probably after my 20th box of pies, and cream puff’s,…love them pasteries! Anyway I keels over in a lemon meringue coma, and all my Inkplum Angels, and faeries ends up in the hands of some pissed off reactionary lesbian librarians that was fucked in the ass by their father’s when they were 5, and think ‘I’m’ the same sort of creep.

Just swell.

What do you think my “comrad sisters” will do with my swell stuff.

“…got a match?”

Yeah you’re starting to get the picture. To sum up,…fuck them ‘all’ to hell!

Thank you, and Goodnight!

‘Watch ya back’s comrads, and put sugar in their gas tanks.

Stay Tuned.

I was surprised how many of you guys are bi o.O

[Dear non-German-speaking readers, this is a short article referring to a German TV movie about a "paedophiliac" relationship between a 17 and a 12 year old boy. I had not the slightest hunch about the heated debate that was caused by this article. I know it sucks but I can't translate the whole discussion. I'll try to minimize the quantity of German articles in future ok?] 

Die ARD schickt sich in ein paar Minuten (20:15 Uhr) an, uns mit einem weiteren Drama darüber zu unterhalten, dass Pädos früher oder später immer zu vergewaltigenden Monstern werden und sich deshalb um jeden Preis von ihrer krankhaften Neigung heilen lassen müssen etc. pp. *sigh* In Ermangelung eines Fernsehers werd ich’s mir nicht ansehen können aber ich bin gespannt auf die Nachbesprechung bei Herbst in der Seele – ich hege ja naiverweise einen kleinen Funken Hoffnung, dass der Film doch irgendwie aus der Klischeeschiene ausbricht… immerhin ist der “Täter” diesmal kein bierbäuchiger Rentner.

UPDATE:
Eine ausführliche und sehr informative Nachbesprechung gibt es bei Herbst in der Seele.
Und wer den Film verpasst hat, bekommt noch ein paar Gelegenheiten ihn zu sehen:

EinsFestival, 12. April 2008, 20:15 Uhr
EinsFestival, 12./13. April 2008, 01:15 Uhr
EinsFestival, 18./19. April 2008, 02:00 Uhr

(Danke für die Info Martin)

EinsFestival ist ein Digitalsender der ARD. Geneigte Zuschauer ohne Digitalfernsehen können diesen und die anderen digitalen Sender von ARD und ZDF kostenlos via Internet sehen: Einfach auf Zattoo anmelden, Player runterladen und einschalten. Viel Spaß.

Danke für den Tipp JensAusWorms

Inspired by a post in Dennis Cooper’s Blog.

Last book I bought:
“Der beschädigte Wüstling” (Poems by John Wilmot)

Book I’m reading:
Philippe Reliquet – “Ritter Tod und Teufel” (Book about Gilles de Rais)

Total number of books I own:
I really don’t know… a few hundreds I guess

Five books that mean a lot to me:
À rebours (Joris-Karl Huysmans)
Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde)
Juliette (Marquis de Sade)
Die Mitte der Welt (Andreas Steinhöfel)
Illuminatus! (Robert Anton Wilson)

Last Film I saw:
Shrooms

Last DVD I bought:
Shortbus

Total number of films I own:
~30 on DVD, a lot more as ahem… “digital version” ;)

Five films that mean a lot to me:
Leolo (1992)
Paris je t’aime (2006)
The Mummy (1932)
Blairwitch Project (1999)
Harold and Maude (1971)

Stereo or iPod:
Stereo, I love it loud!

Last CD or song I bought:
Von Rosen und Neurosen (Stillste Stund)

Song currently playing:
Dance of the headless Corpse (Zombie Girl)

Five songs that mean a lot to me:
Garden of Solitude (Der blaue Reiter)
Runalong [Acoustic Version] (Silence)
Im Bauch (Meret Becker)
Totenackerswing (Angizia)
Für [Live] (And One)
The Sídhenearlahí Set [Live] (Omnia)
Sorry, I can’t count xD

Favourite bottle of wine:
I’m such a sissy… I don’t drink

Favourite charity:
Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

Favourite vacation:
Ireland (until we get time travel)

Favourite vice:
Candy or Masturbation… hard to decide

Five people whom I’d like to see answer this survey:
Five of my readers… in Case you don’t mind etc.

A good reason to like And One

Aww… cool to see there are girls who enjoy milkboys!
May you always have enough Yaoi to… do naughty things ;D

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Sorry, German only this time ;(

Wahrlich nicht sein lustigster Beitrag zur satarisch ausschweifenden Rezeption unserer unsäglichen Popkultur aber da es thematisch halbwegs gut passte und weil ich Oscar Wilde so abgöttisch liebe kam ich nicht umhin euch an diesem Stück teilhaben zu lassen. Erschienen sind die oben zu verkonsumierenden Auslassungen auf diesem Hörbuch, empfehlen kann ich desweiteren dieses hier.

I was totally cool with homosexuality until I found out they were gay. I bet they like guys too.