WARNING: Spoilers Ahead!
Original Post about this Film

Cutest/Sexiest movie I ever seen! It’s about this 14 (or 13) year old boy named Logan, and he has teh ghey. He’s a loner at school (which is a little hard to buy considering he also has teh sexy) and he only has one friend who is a nerd and is kinda fugly. Anyways he meets this older guy who really reminds me of Jared Leto from My So-Called Life. The two hang out, older guy sort of – kinda develops a crush on Logan, Logan falls head over heals for him. So Logan get his digits and calls him up pretending to be a chick. Logan talks to dirty to him and they both end up wanking it to each other over the phone. More shit happens, Logan goes to a school dance and gets beat up, (I’ll nurse you back to health! :D) Logan’s mom yells at him (btw Logan’s mom is kinda cute, she has this whole "Amelie-If-She-Did-Drugs" thing going on.) Logan puts on make up and calls his fugly bff over and they take pictures, and there is also a whole bundle of "artistic" stock footage of bugs and trees and toilets and other crap that people find "deep" if you edit it in photoshop.

Through out this time Logan and older cutie are still phone sexing it up, eventually Logan says "Ohhh Bab-bay, meet in this cave and will sex it up!" or something along those lines, and dude is all "Yeah. Cool. Whatever" because he’s to cool to care.

So they meet in the caves, (Woo-hoo! Action! *drools*) and dude finds out that hot chick was actually LOGAN! *Le gasp* So he’s all and leaves (If you don’t want that I’ll take it) Logan is also feeling so he goes home feeling disappointed (I know how he feels grumble grumble.) All in all, all three of us did not get the action we expected. So you don’t see ungrateful dude again in the movie. So, more bullying happens to Logan, Logan comes out to mom and mom is totally chill about it (I had a good feeling about her from the start) then he comes out to fugly bff (well sort of, he just questions himself.) and Logan says "If I am gay, do you think your mom will still let me go camping with you guys?" and I was like "AWWWWWW! TOO CUTE! ^_^"

So then more shit happens and Logan is at school and there is a lion at school so everyone is running around looking for a place to hide (why the teachers sent them all outside instead of inside out of the lion and animal controls way I’ll never know. Seriously, it was in the middle of class and the teacher evacuated the school because of the lion. Not an orderly evacuation either. People were running every where) then the lion and Logan come face to face and they make it seem as though he died so I’m sitting there sobbin’ and sobbin’ then they show him with the words "It Didn’t Kill Me" written on his chest and I was like "………oh." 

So that’s pretty much the end of the movie, the only thing I didn’t like was they added gobs and gobs of supposedly artistic crap that got really annoying really fast.

This article was written by Moosh, a member of the milkboys team. 
You want to write for milkboys too? Great! Let us know :)