20 Responses to “Masturbate More. Now!”
  1. Luke Identicon Icon Luke UNITED STATES says:

    hey that looks like Jack from dailybooth

  2. horselips Identicon Icon horselips UNITED STATES says:

    I volunteer to get him off 7 times a day. Where do I sign?

  3. lukay ;D Identicon Icon lukay ;D UNITED KINGDOM says:

    BACK OF HORSEYLIPS HES MINE

  4. Jack Identicon Icon Jack UNITED KINGDOM says:

    Omg, you posted my video! :o wowowowowo.
    I’m like hyperventilating here xD
    thanks so much! <3
    hahahah @horselips XD

  5. Kahran Identicon Icon Kahran NETHERLANDS says:

    Ah, so that explains why I haven’t been sick in ages :D

    *cough*

  6. Jerome Identicon Icon Jerome FRANCE says:

    Regular ejaculation is good for your health, but I’m not sure I’d try to put a number on it. As a one time teacher I’m not quite sure why this was said in class. Two thoughts occure to me. (a) Your teacher was hoping to help those who feel guilty about wanking feel comfortable with it, or (b) he, (she) was getting his (her) own little thrill by winding you all up with this item. When I was young, a long long time ago, a lot of this went on in our all boys school. It even happened especiall in lessons where older staff never left their desks, and seemed oblivious to what we were doing as we were quiet. Sadly for the purposed of what could be a very interesting class scientific research project I never actually counted so can’t help you.

  7. olly Identicon Icon olly UNITED KINGDOM says:

    Oh christ. What’s he doing on here. xD

    Just kidding.

  8. xenopoesis Identicon Icon xenopoesis UNITED KINGDOM says:

    I think you were right, the scientists were probably middle-aged men… but they didn’t want to get time from their wives, they wanted to get some students to volunteer for some field trials so they could observe and make sure no one was faking their quota

  9. oaksong Identicon Icon oaksong UNITED STATES says:

    Is there a prize to the first person to complete 7 in one day?

  10. James Identicon Icon James UNITED STATES says:

    I wonder which test subjects they used to get this “fact”. Did they monitor a group of men who masturbated at least 7 times a day and another group who did a few to none per day and then see how many produced deficient or unintelligent offspring? It just sounds absurd.

  11. horselips Identicon Icon horselips UNITED STATES says:

    James – never mind the experiments and the offspring. Masturbation, like virtue, is its own reward.

  12. Journey Identicon Icon Journey UNITED KINGDOM says:

    Sounds like the kind of science everybody would enjoy studying – the homework would surely be obvious…?!

    And Jack… love the hat ;)

  13. Sho0nt' Star Identicon Icon Sho0nt' Star MEXICO says:

    xD just like virtue xD well if that were the case.. I’d do my homework every day!! swear it!! and why not? I’d surely make what is it? study group? well u get it right? :D

  14. Blondie Identicon Icon Blondie UNITED KINGDOM says:

    Well if it is scientist recommended, then I have no choice, XD. Though this can’t be serious, 7 times? even at my current rates I think I would struggle to manage that, though the joy is trying XD.

  15. Rob Identicon Icon Rob UNITED KINGDOM says:

    ‘My school’ had a teacher named Mr. Bates (snigger! snigger!)

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