Freaky Friday *16

I think we should thank “Mr. Digital” for inventing his wonderful camera. History will now have an excellent record of human weirdness.

Yeah the boy above looks swell.

I just love it when lads try on their sister’s stuff. Like that scene in “Billy Elliot” when Billy goes over to his friends house, and is greeted by the kid as he’s wearing his sister’s dress.

I think this may be besides, jerking off, one of the most common “weird” acts of boyhood. You’ll be hard pressed to find a guy that didn’t do this at least ‘once’ when they were young.

We all have “Home Alone” adventures.

When I was 12 I tried on my mother’s slip. It was way too large. So I went into my sister’s room, and tried her’s,…it was just right. ‘Had nice frilly stuff along the bottom too. I decided against trying on her training bra. Even then I thought that was going too far.

If only Mr. Digital has invented that camera of his 40 years ago!

Like I sez there was clearly alot of junior “scientists” out there doing intimate “research” in their sister’s closets. If they make a video of my shabby life I want that scene of me trying to find a slip that fits thrown in.

Something from the “Moldy Peaches” should be playing in the backround. Somehow I think Kimya Dawson would understand.

I think there should be a “Boy Dressup Day!” Perhaps it could be held the day after the Solstice in june. Something like how the Mermaid’s Parade in Coney Island opens summer in New York. A happy Mardi Gras sort of thing where guy’s girl friends, and or their mommies dress’s up boys.

It could be a cross between the Japanese “Boys Day”, the “Mermaid’s Parade”, and “Halloween”. I think it might be popular. It will at least give boys a legit excuse to dress up in the mother’s or sister’s stuff, and get away with it.

(…well once a year anyway.)

Obviously “dressing up” is one of them great secrets of boyhood. Reguardless of orientation most boys do it.

So long as there are strict, and separate gender roles there will be the mystery of the “other”. This barrier, and what’s on the other side will continue to intrigue boys.

This being so we might as well properly ritualize the damned thing, and have a good time while we’re at it.